SNEAKY CULTURE
Pretty much a hack crit racer, not only battling his progressive time machine but only a moderate amount of talent. Happy to have a crack at the sprint on the local club ride and looking get back to past glories of just missing the bottom step of the B grade podium.
Sneaky Frank
Frank is known for his pragmatic personality and attacks bike racing in the same manner. A former NRS rider and a South Australian road race champ he now likes rough up the kids in the local crit scene and somehow still manages to crack regular podium spots without one ounce of training.
Sneaky Nick
Sometimes known as sleepy Nick due to amount of training undertaken, a former Ironman racer is unsurprisingly in training again for another Ironman event although apparently retired! Basically will race anything as long as it is long and also know for epic all day solo rides. A dab hand on the dirt he may yet be convinced to partake in the upcoming CX racing season.